A goat ! Did you read that right?
Yes you did.
Yes you did.
Now why would I be interested in a goat?
(A) I am jobless
(B) I am insane
(C) This blog is another piece of shit
(D) None of these
Correct answer: (D)
Did you have a different answer?
You were wrong. Just shut up and read!
Say you are in the middle of yet another bitching-about-life-and-people-party, suddenly someone stands up and says "Did I hear you guys mentioning about a goat?" How much fun would that be? I bet I'd enjoy that a lot!
Well ... the point is, stop bitching!
Read the following story and free your mind.
Jack The Guy lost his tooth. He had saved it since when it had come off. He called up his friend, Nimho The Other Guy. He was the one who had pulled out Jack The Guy's tooth when it got loose. Nimho The Other Guy knew how much Jack The Guy valued his tooth. He insisted that they both go out together to meet Lazydant The Dentist and see if he has stolen it.
Lazydant The Dentist is rich. He looks after Bunny The Rabit's teeth. Bunny The Rabbit pays $1 for every Wormo The Bacteria that Lazydant The Dentist picks out. Lazydant The Dentist first takes Wormo The Bacteria and washes him with citric acid. Then Lazydant The Dentist puts Wormo The Bacteria under a scanning tunneling microscope and dissects out Wormo The Bacteria's heart. Then Lazydant The Dentist pierces the beating heart with a needle and roasts it with the yellow hot flame of Butterflay Matchstick.
All this while, Bunny The Rabbit sits with one leg on his other and thinks about Bunty The Rabbit, who is Bunny The Rabbits ex-girlfriend. They broke up because Bunty The Rabbit hated the Wormo The Bacteria that squirmed and tickled Bunty The Rabbit on her cheek whenever she kissed Bunny The Rabbit. At least Bunny The Rabbit thought so. Since then Bunny The Rabbit had become very angry on Wormo The Bacteria and Bunny The Rabbit gets Wormo The Bacteria murdered in lukewarm blood by Lazydant The Dentist.
Lazydant The Dentist is rich but he is a very bad man. He steals teeth from small children and uses them to replace Bunny The Rabbit's teeth when they fall off. When Jack The Guy and Nimho The Other Guy reached Lazydant The Dentist's chamber, they found Lazydant The Dentist shitting on his bed pan.
Lazydant The Dentist is lazy. Lazydant The Dentist lives with Hara The Pattagobi. He keeps Hara The Pattagobi near his pillow and eats Hara The Pattgobi everyday whenever he wakes up from sleep unless he is killing Wormo The Bacteria from Bunny The Rabbit's tooth or if he is not busy stealing teeth from innocent kids like Jack The Guy or Nimho The Other Guy.
Jack The Guy and Nimho The Other Guy saw this as the perfect opportunity to beat up Lazydant The Dentist while he was still shitting, because Lazydant The Dentist is too lazy to make a move while he is shitting. So our Jack The Guy and Nimho The Other Guy first beats Lazydant The Dentist by randomly simulating a beating pattern using the random number generator they were carrying. Then Jack The Guy started pulling Lazydant The Dentist by his hair, which had become all green because he had been eating Hara The Pattagobi all his life. Jack The Guy was very angry. Jack The Guy stuffed all the green hair that had come out into Lazydant The Dentist's mouth and made him eat it. Then Nimho The Other Guy took a plier and pulled out all of Lazydant The Dentist's teeth, which were all green too because he had ate Hara The Pattagobi all these years. The rest of it is too gory to be described.
Lazydant The Dentist died a lazy death. He just lay there in that state for the next 1 month, but didn't die, because he was so lazy in dying. His heart beat started decaying exponentially at first, but then later it became almost asymptotic to the time axis.
Bunny The Rabbit had the greatest shock of his life. He found out a jar full of Wormo The Bacteria that Lazydant The Dentist used to preserve and used to insert them into Bunny The Rabbit's teeth to make them infected, so that Bunny The Rabbit had to come back again and again. Bunny The Rabbit made Lazydant The Dentist eat all the Wormo The Bacteria that were swimming in the jar, and then he kicked Lazydant The Dentist because Lazydant The Dentist was the sole reason of Bunny The Rabbit breaking up with Bunty The Rabbit. Lazydant The Dentist still didn't die, he was so lazy in dying.
Bunny The Rabbit explained to Bunty The Rabbit the whole story, and luckily Bunty The Rabbit was still single. Bunny The Rabbit told her that Bunny The Rabbit had loved Bunty The Rabbit all along. Bunty The Rabbit slapped Bunny The Rabbit for being so silly, and told Bunny The Rabbit that all that Bunty The Rabbit ever told Bunny The Rabbit was all to make fun of Bunny The Rabbit and Bunty The Rabbit never meant to hurt Bunny The Rabbit. Bunny The Rabbit and Bunty The Rabbit did not live happily ever after. Bunty The Rabbit died in a freak accident. Bunty The Rabbit was chasing Bunny The Rabbit through an open field, just like Dia Mirza would have done for her heart-throb Maddy in RHTDM, when she stepped on Bunny The Rabbit's tail and fell. Bunty The Rabbit suffered multiple fractures in her heart, and she was declared carried and brought dead.
What a sad ending to such a sad story.
(B) I am insane
(C) This blog is another piece of shit
(D) None of these
Correct answer: (D)
Did you have a different answer?
You were wrong. Just shut up and read!
Say you are in the middle of yet another bitching-about-life-and-people-party, suddenly someone stands up and says "Did I hear you guys mentioning about a goat?" How much fun would that be? I bet I'd enjoy that a lot!
Well ... the point is, stop bitching!
Read the following story and free your mind.
Jack The Guy lost his tooth. He had saved it since when it had come off. He called up his friend, Nimho The Other Guy. He was the one who had pulled out Jack The Guy's tooth when it got loose. Nimho The Other Guy knew how much Jack The Guy valued his tooth. He insisted that they both go out together to meet Lazydant The Dentist and see if he has stolen it.
Lazydant The Dentist is rich. He looks after Bunny The Rabit's teeth. Bunny The Rabbit pays $1 for every Wormo The Bacteria that Lazydant The Dentist picks out. Lazydant The Dentist first takes Wormo The Bacteria and washes him with citric acid. Then Lazydant The Dentist puts Wormo The Bacteria under a scanning tunneling microscope and dissects out Wormo The Bacteria's heart. Then Lazydant The Dentist pierces the beating heart with a needle and roasts it with the yellow hot flame of Butterflay Matchstick.
All this while, Bunny The Rabbit sits with one leg on his other and thinks about Bunty The Rabbit, who is Bunny The Rabbits ex-girlfriend. They broke up because Bunty The Rabbit hated the Wormo The Bacteria that squirmed and tickled Bunty The Rabbit on her cheek whenever she kissed Bunny The Rabbit. At least Bunny The Rabbit thought so. Since then Bunny The Rabbit had become very angry on Wormo The Bacteria and Bunny The Rabbit gets Wormo The Bacteria murdered in lukewarm blood by Lazydant The Dentist.
Lazydant The Dentist is rich but he is a very bad man. He steals teeth from small children and uses them to replace Bunny The Rabbit's teeth when they fall off. When Jack The Guy and Nimho The Other Guy reached Lazydant The Dentist's chamber, they found Lazydant The Dentist shitting on his bed pan.
Lazydant The Dentist is lazy. Lazydant The Dentist lives with Hara The Pattagobi. He keeps Hara The Pattagobi near his pillow and eats Hara The Pattgobi everyday whenever he wakes up from sleep unless he is killing Wormo The Bacteria from Bunny The Rabbit's tooth or if he is not busy stealing teeth from innocent kids like Jack The Guy or Nimho The Other Guy.
Jack The Guy and Nimho The Other Guy saw this as the perfect opportunity to beat up Lazydant The Dentist while he was still shitting, because Lazydant The Dentist is too lazy to make a move while he is shitting. So our Jack The Guy and Nimho The Other Guy first beats Lazydant The Dentist by randomly simulating a beating pattern using the random number generator they were carrying. Then Jack The Guy started pulling Lazydant The Dentist by his hair, which had become all green because he had been eating Hara The Pattagobi all his life. Jack The Guy was very angry. Jack The Guy stuffed all the green hair that had come out into Lazydant The Dentist's mouth and made him eat it. Then Nimho The Other Guy took a plier and pulled out all of Lazydant The Dentist's teeth, which were all green too because he had ate Hara The Pattagobi all these years. The rest of it is too gory to be described.
Lazydant The Dentist died a lazy death. He just lay there in that state for the next 1 month, but didn't die, because he was so lazy in dying. His heart beat started decaying exponentially at first, but then later it became almost asymptotic to the time axis.
Bunny The Rabbit had the greatest shock of his life. He found out a jar full of Wormo The Bacteria that Lazydant The Dentist used to preserve and used to insert them into Bunny The Rabbit's teeth to make them infected, so that Bunny The Rabbit had to come back again and again. Bunny The Rabbit made Lazydant The Dentist eat all the Wormo The Bacteria that were swimming in the jar, and then he kicked Lazydant The Dentist because Lazydant The Dentist was the sole reason of Bunny The Rabbit breaking up with Bunty The Rabbit. Lazydant The Dentist still didn't die, he was so lazy in dying.
Bunny The Rabbit explained to Bunty The Rabbit the whole story, and luckily Bunty The Rabbit was still single. Bunny The Rabbit told her that Bunny The Rabbit had loved Bunty The Rabbit all along. Bunty The Rabbit slapped Bunny The Rabbit for being so silly, and told Bunny The Rabbit that all that Bunty The Rabbit ever told Bunny The Rabbit was all to make fun of Bunny The Rabbit and Bunty The Rabbit never meant to hurt Bunny The Rabbit. Bunny The Rabbit and Bunty The Rabbit did not live happily ever after. Bunty The Rabbit died in a freak accident. Bunty The Rabbit was chasing Bunny The Rabbit through an open field, just like Dia Mirza would have done for her heart-throb Maddy in RHTDM, when she stepped on Bunny The Rabbit's tail and fell. Bunty The Rabbit suffered multiple fractures in her heart, and she was declared carried and brought dead.
What a sad ending to such a sad story.
1 comment:
ya a sad ending to a sad story indeed...
because u r such a sad***
just kiddin
ur old friend
manish nair
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